Lucille Bluth: I’ll be in the hospital bar
Michael Bluth: Uhh, you know, there isn’t a hospital bar, mother.
Lucille Bluth: Well this is why people hate hospitals
Not only is Lucille Bluth always impeccably dressed, but she is one wise woman
i need to use this line
(Source: textsfrombabylon)
(Source: stonerparty)
God it took me like ten fucking minutes but HOLY SHIT
I got a good laugh from this. XD
took me bloody ages :’)
lmaoo pranx
I was like “What is it? I don’t see anythi…OH GOD!”
Fucking A this took me awhile xD
Literally took me 5 minutes.
-.-
HA omg. I’ve seen this many times and I do the search every time
I don’t get it, though I’m amused by the naked guy in the background.
(Source: adulter)
Gay Guys: All the hot guys are straight
Straight Guys: All the hot girls are lesbian
Lesbians: All the hot girls are straight
Straight Girls: All the hot guys are gay
Bisexual Guys: All the guys are taken, all the girls are whores
Bisexual Girls: All the guys are whores, all the girls are taken
Pansexuals: All you mothafuckas look alike.
Asexuals: The internet is really really great
Jack Harkness: So how about Saturday?
i dream of sex like this
Not sure if Michael Jackson or Chaplin
